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DEAD STOCK

Typically, when people die their closets go directly to goodwill. What if we could monetize the legendary drip of the recently deceased to help pay for funeral bills?

This e-commerce platform is for if you want to buy or sell the rare closets of the recently deceased so that these people can help pay for funeral costs. 

ANGRY MEALS

Toys are educational tools and through play they prepare us for the future. But now that the world has gone to shit, we need new toys to prepare for the future.

Introducing Angry Meals, instead of toys of delight, we’ll create toys of anarchy (cellphone jammers, protest boards, tear gas, etc) for a play experience that’ll really prepare you for the future.

PEOPLE-REMOVING CANDLES

One of the foundations of wellness is solitude. There is often no polite way to get rid of people.

Introducing the People-Removing candles. Achieve peace in your home with these specialized candles that remove the only thing more unwanted than odours—lingering guests.

Coming in a variety of different flavours such as:

Party’s Over Reminder No.25 (Vomit)

Date Who Refuses to Take a Hint (Rotting Corpse)

Longest Single Couch Surf Attempts (Body Odour)